LAUGH AND GET BETTER 😂😂
1. You think ignoring me will hurt me?*
*I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2. Heart break is when u see the guy that promised u an iPhone at the market dancing to win indomie* 😂 😂
3. have u ever seen a Yoruba albino wey get tribal marks before. Am curious 🙆♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
4. Those of you who say life is a journey,
Please some of us don't have transport money
(Tp)
😁😁😁
5. David kill a lion, bear and Goliath at the age of 17.
you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "woo woo" DOG BARK even stone you can't pick
😅😅😅
6. The same way you're not in the mood for sex,be in that same mood and don't ask for money.....nonsense😒💔😂
7. If His Eyes don’t Become Red when he is begging for sex, Dont Give him .. He is not Serious!! 😒
8. The way some girls walk and behave when they're coming back from church eer it's as if God has promised them that they are next virgin Mary 😂😂
9. On de 15th of October ma frnds will go n fight soldiers @ berma camp.
Bt i cnt make it dat day. I will be having running stomach
🤫🤫🤫
10. Interviewer: tell us abt urslf
Me: i was insyd ma mum 4 nine month be4 i was born
😉😉😉
11. Somewhere in Nigeria a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3 days😷🚶🚶
12. You only have 2 pant and he is asking 'What can I buy for you'? And you're saying Shawarma.*
Sister, your village people strong ooooooo
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
👨🏽⚕
.
13. SANDRA WITH STOMACH PAIN:
*Doctor:* What did you eat young girl?
*Sandra:* Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and
Wine.
*Doctor:* Please this is not facebook ooo, just be frank and
tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
*Sandra:* Garri and Beans with borehole water.
Sandra Ada
😃😃😃😃😆
14. I posted a picture of me lifting my dog, my ex commented that, "Hey ,which one is you "
I just replied "Am the one lifting your father "
She blocked me.
😂😂😂😂
15. I told my girlfriend about my rich uncle now she's my Aunt. Fear women😥😥😥
16. IN ABIA : This land is not for sale ✋✋✋
IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro, beware of 419 🔏🔏🔏
IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and your life is yours✋✋.Don't let us trespass on each other's property biko! 😂😂😂😂🔫
17.📌 *Teacher* : why are you late today?
*Precious* : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning😂😂😂
18. Patronize me
I fix broken relationships, heartbreak & i also sell fairly used boyfriends/girlfriends, swapping is also available
A trial will convince you
😂😂😂
19. Human beings are wicked oo.... 🤥🤥🤥,Why would someone say the reason short people are unemployed is because they don't see job opportunities 😂😂😅😆😁😆😀😅🤣😂*
20. That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon🤥😳😱😲🙄🥵🧐
Fatherlord!🙆♂🤪😁😂🙆♂🤣🤣🤣
.
21. When visiting a sick person🤢🤮🤢🤮*
*Americans:-* Get well soon
*European:-* Speedy recovery mate
Nigerians:- May God have mercy o,🤷♂ Na this same sickness killed my neighbor Joseph 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😅😅
22. Somewhere in Nigeria, A teenage boy who can't swim is telling a teenage girl that he will cross ocean for her*
Ode🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
23. Once an African lady👱🏻♀👩🦰 has some nice pictures🤳 to post on social media Boom! She becomes a motivational speaker*🗣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😃
24. When they advertise pampers they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads, they'll show a girl running🏃♀or dancing 💃*
Are pads use for jogging or it's music 🤷♂🤷♂?
Nonsense 😏😏😏🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
25. My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp....* 😏😏
I don't understand this man o🤷♂🤷♂🤷♂
26. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.....*
😉😉😉😉😉
I hate what I don't like 😏😏😏😏
27. My guy, make her laugh then ask for her number quickly before she remembers you are ugly.*
Too much sense no go kee someone's pikin😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂
28. Imagine life without Bra* 🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤐🤐🤐🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
. #Oryza❤
1. You think ignoring me will hurt me?*
*I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2. Heart break is when u see the guy that promised u an iPhone at the market dancing to win indomie* 😂 😂
3. have u ever seen a Yoruba albino wey get tribal marks before. Am curious 🙆♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️
4. Those of you who say life is a journey,
Please some of us don't have transport money
(Tp)
😁😁😁
5. David kill a lion, bear and Goliath at the age of 17.
you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "woo woo" DOG BARK even stone you can't pick
😅😅😅
6. The same way you're not in the mood for sex,be in that same mood and don't ask for money.....nonsense😒💔😂
7. If His Eyes don’t Become Red when he is begging for sex, Dont Give him .. He is not Serious!! 😒
8. The way some girls walk and behave when they're coming back from church eer it's as if God has promised them that they are next virgin Mary 😂😂
9. On de 15th of October ma frnds will go n fight soldiers @ berma camp.
Bt i cnt make it dat day. I will be having running stomach
🤫🤫🤫
10. Interviewer: tell us abt urslf
Me: i was insyd ma mum 4 nine month be4 i was born
😉😉😉
11. Somewhere in Nigeria a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3 days😷🚶🚶
12. You only have 2 pant and he is asking 'What can I buy for you'? And you're saying Shawarma.*
Sister, your village people strong ooooooo
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
👨🏽⚕
.
13. SANDRA WITH STOMACH PAIN:
*Doctor:* What did you eat young girl?
*Sandra:* Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and
Wine.
*Doctor:* Please this is not facebook ooo, just be frank and
tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
*Sandra:* Garri and Beans with borehole water.
Sandra Ada
😃😃😃😃😆
14. I posted a picture of me lifting my dog, my ex commented that, "Hey ,which one is you "
I just replied "Am the one lifting your father "
She blocked me.
😂😂😂😂
15. I told my girlfriend about my rich uncle now she's my Aunt. Fear women😥😥😥
16. IN ABIA : This land is not for sale ✋✋✋
IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro, beware of 419 🔏🔏🔏
IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and your life is yours✋✋.Don't let us trespass on each other's property biko! 😂😂😂😂🔫
17.📌 *Teacher* : why are you late today?
*Precious* : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning😂😂😂
18. Patronize me
I fix broken relationships, heartbreak & i also sell fairly used boyfriends/girlfriends, swapping is also available
A trial will convince you
😂😂😂
19. Human beings are wicked oo.... 🤥🤥🤥,Why would someone say the reason short people are unemployed is because they don't see job opportunities 😂😂😅😆😁😆😀😅🤣😂*
20. That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon🤥😳😱😲🙄🥵🧐
Fatherlord!🙆♂🤪😁😂🙆♂🤣🤣🤣
.
21. When visiting a sick person🤢🤮🤢🤮*
*Americans:-* Get well soon
*European:-* Speedy recovery mate
Nigerians:- May God have mercy o,🤷♂ Na this same sickness killed my neighbor Joseph 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪😅😅
22. Somewhere in Nigeria, A teenage boy who can't swim is telling a teenage girl that he will cross ocean for her*
Ode🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣
23. Once an African lady👱🏻♀👩🦰 has some nice pictures🤳 to post on social media Boom! She becomes a motivational speaker*🗣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😃
24. When they advertise pampers they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads, they'll show a girl running🏃♀or dancing 💃*
Are pads use for jogging or it's music 🤷♂🤷♂?
Nonsense 😏😏😏🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
25. My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp....* 😏😏
I don't understand this man o🤷♂🤷♂🤷♂
26. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.....*
😉😉😉😉😉
I hate what I don't like 😏😏😏😏
27. My guy, make her laugh then ask for her number quickly before she remembers you are ugly.*
Too much sense no go kee someone's pikin😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅🤣😂😂
28. Imagine life without Bra* 🤔🤔🤔🤔
🤐🤐🤐🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶
. #Oryza❤
